BULLMASTIFF PROPERTY LAWS
1. IF I LIKE IT, IT'S MINE.
2. IF IT'S IN MY MOUTH, IT'S MINE.
3. IF I HAD IT AWHILE AGO, IT'S MINE.
4. IF I CAN TAKE IT FROM YOU. IT'S MINE.
5. IF IT'S MINE, IT MUST NEVER BE YOURS.
6. IF IT JUST LOOKS LIKE IT'S MINE, IT'S MINE.
7. IF I SAW IT FIRST, IT'S MINE.
8. IF YOU ARE PLAYING WITH SOMETHING ELSE AND
PUT IT DOWN, IT'S MINE.       9. IF I AM CHEWING
SOMETHING UP, ALL OF THE PIECES ARE MINE.
10. IF IT USED TO BE YOURS, GET OVER IT.
11. IF IT IS BROKEN, IT'S YOURS.
BULLMASTIFF TRUEISMS
if you think i drool........WRONG!!!!
THAT RUMOR WAS STARTED BY A
CHIHUAHUA!
When you walk
me........EVERYBODY knows who
you are!
Unless one owns a bullmastiff puppy, one will never know true comic
genius.
Getting a bullmastiff to do what you want , is
sometimes like tunneling through a a mountain
with your forehead.
If you breed a bullmastiff with a Shih Tzu; would
you get Bull ******
HMM......            
DON'T CRY BECAUSE MY LIFE IS
OVER,
CELEBRATE!!!!
because it happened
A Bullmastiff:
Your friend,your partner, your
defender, your dog.....You are his
life, his love, his leader. He will be
yours forever, faithful and true to the
last beat of heart......
You owe it to him to be worthy of
such devotion..........Unknown
A true friend is someone
who when they reach for
your hand touches your
heart.
To the world I maybe one
dog; but for one person,
one child  or one family I
maybe the whole world.
A BULLMASTIFF IS ONLY A DOG; EXCEPT
WHEN HE IS FACING YOU DOWN.
THEN HE IS "MR. BULLMASTIFF".
One aught never to turn one's back on a
threatened danger and run away from it.
If you do that, you will double the danger.
But if you meet it promptly and without
flinching, you will reduce the danger by
half. Never run away from anything.
NEVER!  ............Winston Churchill
MANY PEOPLE WILL ENTER
YOUR LIFE.
ONLY TRUE FRIENDS LEAVE
FOOTPRINTS ON YOUR HEART.

SUCH AS YOU, OKIE AND
SCARLET